FADE IN:

  1.  INT. HOSPITAL DELIVERY ROOM – DAY

Pregnant WOMAN lies on bed sweating; she’s in a lot of pain. Her HUSBAND is in scrubs holding her hand. NURSE 1 and NURSE 2 are crowded around the woman. The DOCTOR pops his head up from in-between the woman’s legs.

DOCTOR

Okay, it’s time. PUSH!

The woman starts to push and scream.

HUSBAND

C’mon honey, you can do this.

There’s a squishing sound followed by the sound of something falling on the floor. Then there’s multiple cries from babies.

NURSE 1

Oh my god!

DOCTOR

Looks like you’re having triplets!

The husband faints.

NURSE 2

What ARE you going to name them?

WOMAN

Drugs & Attics.

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